Thesis statement on: Legal name changing

If someone states that they are against legal name changing because people will give themselves silly names, remind them that are children named after rappers, alcohol and, probably, Hitler; legal name changing is best described as a way for someone to escape the name their parents gave them the minute they shot out the womb, looking kinda like a fat, minature Winston Churchill (with no personality whatsoever) and that, given that legal name changing can only done with either consent of  an adult or of the individual, most changes better reflect differences with parents in such  areas as music, taste in beverage or just what gender their child, anyway.